DID I TELL YOU!?

I got a brand new Adidas shoe that cost me $249.
Damn i love them to bits!! Went shopping, Got myself
gazillions of apparels from namely Zara, Ben Sherman,
River Island and I lost count of how much bukeroos I've spend
in a single day. Madness. Im also eyeing that new touch screen
phone and Im definitely getting it asap cos I
wanna be one of the first to own it.

And guess whut! This stranger went up to me
and said that I have a great sense of fashion.
I was totally high on mere words man, but damn!
&&&, Today - I smell Salvatore Ferragamo scent up my shirt.
Ok toodles, Im off Shopping again!!!

(the above, Is a fictional post.)

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Now that, is one person I pray to god I will never be.
U think its nauseating, I have nothing to say but STRONGLY agree.

Its 9am in the morning and this is whut a bum does.
But hey ey! Now you people know whut kind of
people I....dun fancy. =) Laters.....